Kim Kardashian on Halloween… after robbing bank, man offers bystanders money for a ride … sign at the Jon Stewart rally: “I masturbate to Christine O’Donnell” … death by caffeine … longtime commenter gets his first byline … the bicycle bandit! … Utah students must take a Breathalyzer before entering school dance …Texas hoops loses stud recruit … who eggs on kids to fight, videotapes it, then puts it on Facebook? … remember, pregnant women: No bagels with poppy seeds … that’s really the most popular baby boy name in Britain? … solid list, though we’re unaware of six and seven …
Horrible story about the death of a high school football player in Kansas. [Star]
Finally, the Minnesota media turns on Brad Childress. Took them long enough. [Pioneer Press]
It’s funny when TJ Simers rips UCLA. [LA Times]
Want to watch a coach mess up a good thing? Tom Cable says Bruce Gradkowski will be his QB when healthy, even though Jason Campbell has led Oakland to two straight wins (92-17!). [NFL.com]
Stylez G. White of the Bucs wasn’t impressed by Arizona strip clubs. [Joe Bucs Fan]
Today’s a big day for many members of the 2007 NBA draft class. [SI]
Bobby Hurley is now an assistant coach at Wagner. [Post]
Marcus Camby, still a defensive force at the age of 36. [Times]
Peter King is the latest writer to say Wade Phillips should be fired. What took him so long? [SI]
Former Portland Trailblazers enforcer Maurice Lucas passed away. [Oregonian]
Zach Galifianakis smokes a joint on TV.
Joe Johnson’s got a nice handle. [via @Jose3030]
Eventually, we’ll see age limits on driving. This lady apparently caused four accidents.