The Roundup: Sad News About Sparky Anderson, Jake Locker's Out & JaMarcus Russell is 286 Pounds

Eliza Dushku … favorite Rachel McAdams gif of all-time … who doesn’t love playing the ‘maybe‘ card? … Shafer is worked up about bogus trends in the NYT … the new Hollywood Reporter … that’s weak, Canada: KKK costume wins prize … Ghostbusters 3 to start filming in May? … Thierry Henry & LeBron like cardigans … brazen: plane stolen in Honduras … sounds amazing, too bad there’s no video … “Vampire Wannabe Arrested During Sex Offender Operation” … that’s quite a car collection … the average American has $16k in credit card debt … “Raleigh woman charged with indecent exposure twice in 10 days” … the mother of Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels? …

Elijah Dukes, arrested again. [TBO.com]

The Milwaukee Brewers have a new manager: Ron Roenicke, who was previously the bench coach of the Angels. [J-S]

Legendary manager Sparky Anderson is in hospice care, possibly as a result of dementia. [Detroit News]

Athletes in politics: Heath Shuler was re-elected in North Carolina. [Citizen-Times]

Derrick Rose was set for a cameo on a CBS TV show … but he refused to show up. [Page 6]

Do not get us started on Danny Woodhead. [NY Post]

Athletes in politics: Jon Runyan was victorious. [Asbury Park Press]

Three Duke players on 1st team All-ACC? [CBS Sports]

Even when Cliff Lee goes to the Yankees, all is not lost for the Rangers. [SI]

“Indiana Braces For Violence, Adds Armed Guards To Unemployment Offices In Anticipation Of 99-Week Jobless Benefits Expiration” [ZeroHedge]

Athletes in politics: Chris Dudley was locked in a race last night too close to call. [Portland Tribune]

Injury-plagued Washington QB Jake Locker won’t play Saturday vs. Oregon. [Times]

When JaMarcus Russell worked out for the Redskins, he checked in at 286 pounds. [NFL.com]

Bucs fans not happy ESPN’s Trey Wingo called Raheem Morris, “Radio Raheem.” [Joe Bucs Fan]

Media approval ratings: Lee Corso. [The Wiz of Odds]

Canadian Football. So strange. [via Hot Clicks]

Gossip Girl made a passing reference to this Monday. Perhaps like me, you’d completely forgotten about the time Connie Chung sang on a piano.

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