Karina Smirnoff & Brad Penny: The St. Louis Cardinals pitcher is engaged to one of the most popular females on Dancing with the Stars. According to People Magazine, the two met in 2009 through Chuck Lidell, who apparently has match-making skills. Penny is something of an undercover ladies man; perhaps the $46 million he’s made in the last decade helps. Smirnoff looks really swell in a bikini.
Far more important than one game in September.
Plus Lou Holtz gets nixed from speaking engagement in El Paso after immigration comments.
Ryan Lochte has been charged with filing a false report by Brazilian police, which is ridiculous at this point.
Ezekiel Elliott apparently showed up out of shape to training camp and had the Dallas Cowboys worried.
Andrew Luck is the highest-paid player in the NFL. His status has not affected his devotion to the flip phone. The Indianapolis Colts (…)