Allen Iverson: The former NBA star has finally landed in Istanbul, Turkey – he was supposed to be there Friday, but missed his flight. Naturally, bedlam erupted, and Iverson had to be whisked away (to a soccer game!) by some guys who don’t look like AI bodyguard material. The mercurial one-time NBA superstar will only be making $4 million for two years of service in Turkey. We’d be shocked if he gets through the first season.
Enes “NWO” Kanter is the best.