Fred Smoot: Remember the Love Boat? The debauchery-filled cruise the Vikings took in 2005? According to the court documents, it was spectacular. You’d think. “It was the most overrated party I have ever been to in my life,” Smoot said. Hmmm. Did he forget the part about inserting a “double-headed dildo” into two women? That’s on page four of the document, if you’re interested.
Better late than never.
Who could have seen this coming?
How was he not tossed?