Matt Ryan Cruises Past Rams, Leaves Skid Marks

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Matt Ryan Cruises Past Rams, Leaves Skid Marks

By Tim Ryan November 22, 2010 7:51 am ET

By: Tim Ryan | November 22, 2010 7:51 am ET

Matty Ice threw for 253 yds and 2 TDs yesterday against the Rams while a uncooperative fire took place in his pants. Perhaps those seductive Tabasco commercials starring Mike Golic had gotten into his head before ordering lunch. Never again, hot sauce, never again. [via @MattSebek @ JSF]

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http://www.thevictoryformation.com TheVictoryFormation(Sparty)

The Giants have no toes left.
wilhelmreems

matt ryan needs more “oops, i crapped my pants!”
Mantis Toboggan

/paterno’d

http://www.thebiglead.com TheBigLead

i blame the TSA

http://twitter.com/#!/jpq1999 Let it Bl33d!

Looks familiar

Wait until you get old 😀
http://spartyandfriends.com/ mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples

TBL – I’m trying to get tickets to the Hawks at Knicks Saturday. got any good leads? nosebl33ds are going for $59 online…think I can do better scalping?

http://www.thebiglead.com TheBigLead

if we checked the white pants of the Manning brothers, think they also soiled themselves yesterday?

/final drives
//turnovers

Gaseous Clay

you know who i feel sorry for? The equipment guy. He has to pick up these sharty pants off the locker room floor.
Also, did you see that Sam Bradford shovel pass to a defender for his first INT in 180 attempts? He did to a touchdown drive what Ryan did to his football trousers.
wilhelmreems

ha, wow. first time i actually tuned in to watch mike and mike, the little one looks like an even bigger douche than the last time i saw him. looks like all those bracelets are really working out for him.

/really wishes there was something better on during the day.
http://www.thevictoryformation.com TheVictoryFormation(Sparty)

OMG! The Giants and Spartans have switched places!!!
Gaseous Clay

The Giants have no toes left.

lots of gagging by the Giants in that game, even before the Eli Manning heroics. Jason Pierre Paul is not a hero.
http://www.twitter.com/bsanders37 bsanders37

if we checked the white pants of the Manning brothers, think they also soiled themselves yesterday?

/final drives
//turnovers

Keep tossing athletes under the bus to make yourself feel better. It’s what you do.

http://www.thebiglead.com TheBigLead

Keep tossing athletes under the bus to make yourself feel better. It’s what you do.

Awwwww. Sensitive Colts fans this morning. Tough loss. Chin up, kid – Jax ain’t winning that division, you know it. See you guys in the playoffs.

The Jets QB catches enough heat here, might as well get my shots in while he’s on top. Cause everyone knows this can’t last forever.

/but damn it feels good!
//the magic, Sanchize has it

http://www.thevictoryformation.com TheVictoryFormation(Sparty)

even though Jeter isn’t under contract with the Yanks, is he available to help NY qbs slide?
blazers34

is calling someone ‘kid’ on the ‘net as disrespectful as it sounds when i read it?
http://www.centsports.com/ cracker jack

if we checked the white pants of the Manning brothers, think they also soiled themselves yesterday?

/final drives
//turnovers

This is an interesting tactic to take when your QB threw an INT that should have iced the game with 2 minutes left yesterday. Keep skating by the dregs of the league and puffing your chest out, and the Pats will keep on beating quality opponents.

/see you Dec. 6th

http://www.thebiglead.com TheBigLead

This is an interesting tactic to take when your QB threw an INT that should have iced the game with 2 minutes left yesterday. Keep skating by the dregs of the league and puffing your chest out, and the Pats will keep on beating quality opponents.

well he was hit on the play, but yea, that was turrrrrible.
Come on, though, seriously – don’t be pussies, guys. If you can dish it – and everyone does – be able to take it.

And yes, CJ, I’m ready for the curb stomping 2 mondays from tonight in New England. I’m already looking at playoff scenarios if the Jets lose that one (looks like Chargers/Chiefs right now). The only question is whether the Pats win by 10 or 30.

St. Bear

Keep tossing athletes under the bus to make yourself feel better. It’s what you do.

It’s worked to the tune of low seven figures so far. Maybe I should give it a try.
Gaseous Clay

is calling someone ‘kid’ on the ‘net as disrespectful as it sounds when i read it?

Yep.

And TBL still finding a way to keep the chip on his shoulder about Sanchez is par for the course. He’ll be telling us how much Sanders has changed, and dangling the banhammer for all to see in a minute.
http://www.thevictoryformation.com TheVictoryFormation(Sparty)

The Jets QB catches enough heat here, might as well get my shots in while he’s on top. Cause everyone knows this can’t last forever.

can’t ever give a team a second chance, and the Texans did just that. Otherwise we would be talking about how Sanchez threw a pick late. Goddamn shittiest secondary in the league.
http://www.twitter.com/bsanders37 bsanders37

Awwwww. Sensitive Colts fans this morning.

LOL. You’re calling me a sensitive fan? People can hate on Peyton Manning all they want this morning. He was pretty damn special yesterday. So was Brady. That was some damn great football watching and the Colts did quite well for themselves considering the circumstances. The Colts’ LB dropped his pick, the Pats CB caught his. That’s the way it goes.

It’d be nice if the Colts could get some of their guys back for the stretch run, but I’m not sure if that’s actually going to happen. But I would imagine it won’t be a fun week around the New England practice complex.

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What’s funny is that if Eli or Peyton don’t screw up the last drive, it’s, “Wow, what a comeback! Amazing!”

Of course with Sanchez, he’s done this 3 weeks in a row, but it’s, “Well, it’s the Lions. Well, it’s the Browns. Well, it’s the Texans.”

And yes, I FULLY expect the Bengals to be angry after getting humiliated by the Bills. And beat the Jets. not a reverse jinx. Just think the Jets have used up their magic.
And the defense blows.

Gaseous Clay

Keep skating by the dregs of the league

seriously, just keep Edwards in bounds Texans, please. Please.

All credit to Sanchez for that last drive, but 3 actual plays in less than 40 seconds and 70 yards without timeouts? That defense was so, so bad. If Edwards gets tackled in bounds, it’s game over.
wilhelmreems

can’t ever give a team a second chance, and the Texans did just that. Otherwise we would be talking about how Sanchez threw a pick late. Goddamn shittiest secondary in the league

i don’t think the jets got lucky, but i do think they will have a much harder time against teams that are able to close out the close ones. they had a great schedule the past 3 weeks, they probably roll through the bengals, too.
guinnessgirl13

I hope this wasn’t mentioned yesterday, but did anyone see the tweet by Garrard? It was something like “way to go Peyton, U da man????”. Wow.

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Looks like the Tweet Guinness was talking about

Thanks peyton. U da man???

— David Garrard (@davidgarrard9) November 22, 2010

http://www.centsports.com/ cracker jack

well he was hit on the play

But Peyton gets rushed/hit and you get to make fun of him. Got it.

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But Peyton gets rushed/hit and you get to make fun of him. Got it.

Vet QB like Manning knows you are in chip shot range for OT. gotta throw it away. he wasn’t hit on the play.

/sidewager on the MNF game?
//ill need whatever points vegas is giving out

St. Bear

Come on, though, seriously – don’t be pussies, guys. If you can dish it – and everyone does – be able to take it.

I think most people on this site have been consistent in their assessment of Sanchez. He’s playing much better than most expected, but still has a lot to improve upon. There’s only a few people *raises hand* that irrationally hate on him no matter what.
wilhelmreems

People can hate on Peyton Manning all they want this morning. He was pretty damn special yesterday.

i think people hating on manning are missing the point of what makes him the best QB in the league. he went for the big TD win and paid for it. it is who he is, and he won’t change. It certainly wasn’t a selfish move, but you can’t eviscerate him for that.
wilhelmreems

I think most people on this site have been consistent in their assessment of Sanchez.

wears a great hat…
http://www.twitter.com/bsanders37 bsanders37

I wouldn’t want to be Pierre Garcon this week, that’s for sure. So long as he’s the number two receiver, this team’s going nowhere. I think Manning trusts me as a receiver more than him right now.

/Yeah, yeah, in the butt