Matty Ice threw for 253 yds and 2 TDs yesterday against the Rams while a uncooperative fire took place in his pants. Perhaps those seductive Tabasco commercials starring Mike Golic had gotten into his head before ordering lunch. Never again, hot sauce, never again. [via @MattSebek @ JSF]
Doesn’t look good for the Vikings running back.
Bring your own beer stein.
The B1G will stand for terrible outmoded football. But uncouthness will find no safe harbor.
Not a bad way to score your first goal for the club.
Warning: Simpsons references lie within.
Guns are not allowed in slow pitch softball.