Matty Ice threw for 253 yds and 2 TDs yesterday against the Rams while a uncooperative fire took place in his pants. Perhaps those seductive Tabasco commercials starring Mike Golic had gotten into his head before ordering lunch. Never again, hot sauce, never again. [via @MattSebek @ JSF]
Nice route and wheels, rookie.
Trouble in the nation’s capital.
Good thing there’s no traffic in LA otherwise this might be a questionable decision