Matty Ice threw for 253 yds and 2 TDs yesterday against the Rams while a uncooperative fire took place in his pants. Perhaps those seductive Tabasco commercials starring Mike Golic had gotten into his head before ordering lunch. Never again, hot sauce, never again. [via @MattSebek @ JSF]
Would be a nice payday.
Who is this guy and why is he so awesome?
Will Texas finally be the school that steals him from VCU?
Howland and Barnes? Add Marshall, and that’s a great offseason for the SEC.
I just assume he was screaming “GOAL!” over and over in Finnish.