Jason Whitlock on Pat Riley, the Heat & Strippers

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Jason Whitlock on Pat Riley, the Heat & Strippers

By Tim Ryan November 24, 2010 3:00 pm ET

By: Tim Ryan | November 24, 2010 3:00 pm ET

Jason Whitlock on Riley’s Inevitable Return to Coaching: “I’m starting to think Pat Riley is as needy as a 24-year-old stripper, addicted to the drama, the dysfunction and the lust of wealthy men willing to make it rain … The Big Three free-agent decision is the equivalent of Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Bristol Palin agreeing to film a porno. Check that. I’d support that project wholeheartedly and would sit through several one-hour, Jim Gray-hosted infomercials about how the deal came together.” Strippers and porn. How can you not love Jason Whitlock? And Phil Jackson’s quotes in the article are dead on. Stan Van Gundy should really just stick to looking fabulous rather than getting his nipple tassels in a bunch over the Zen Master making sense. [FoxSports; photo via Getty]

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http://www.yodayoushouldask.com YYSA

This is proof that Whitlock takes his laptop into strip clubs.
http://twitter.com/TheRealNDub NDub

That’s some funny stuff from Whitlock. Bravo.
http://www.sportsdork.com sportsdork

Riles, looking like a young Chest Rockwell in that photo.

/keeping topic on porn
ms621

How can you not love Jason Whitlock?

Because Bristol Palin and Paris Hilton are gross.
http://www.thesportshernia.typepad.com Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

So are hairy nipples.
VladimirCrouton

Cry Baby James can’t do this by himself!
http://www.jayski.com TexansFan

I’m ready to get shitbombed
jck49erfan

I’m ready to get shitbombed

This. Looks like you guys have been doing some work today.

Fuckin Bristol Palin is gross. The only reason I’d stick it to her mom is because she looks like she could use a good hate fuck.
http://www.sportsdork.com sportsdork

Was their a consensus reached on the worthiness of getting drunk the night before Thanksgiving feast?

/knows that obviously there was no consensus
http://www.jayski.com TexansFan

Whoever does that When I Think About You song needs to be drowned in shitwater.

Stupid work radio.

/can’t wait to go into the field again
http://laugh-o.blogspot.com starkweather

The introduction of the Big Three violated just about every core principle Riley holds sacred.

The only core value I have ever associated with Riles is the drive to make himself look good at any and all expense.
jck49erfan

Whoever does that When I Think About You song needs to be drowned in shitwater.

Stupid work radio.

/can’t wait to go into the field again

This, but I would have went with that horrible fucking “Hey Soul Sister” song. The guy from Train should be beaten with a rubber hose.
ms621

Fuckin Bristol Palin is gross. The only reason I’d stick it to her mom is because she looks like she could use a good hate fuck.

It’s really quite fascinating how much Lisa Ann and Sarah Palin look alike.

*note: do NOT google Lisa Ann at work.
http://www.thesportshernia.typepad.com Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

A hungover thanksgiving sucks because you don’t appreciate the food nearly as much. Everything’s off if its a true “meet up with the old band” night.
ThatsSoTaguchi (Now with Zip)

The only core value I have ever associated with Riles is the drive to make himself look good at any and all expense.

this.
jck49erfan

A hungover thanksgiving sucks because you don’t appreciate the food nearly as much. Everything’s off if its a true “meet up with the old band” night.

See, I go to my parents every Sunday for dinner and my mom is always making good shit, so Thanksgiving has never been that big of a deal for me.
VladimirCrouton

Was their a consensus reached on the worthiness of getting drunk the night before Thanksgiving feast?

The Lion’s start at 1230 tomorrow. I plan on still being drunk when the game begins.
http://www.sportsdork.com sportsdork

A hungover thanksgiving sucks because you don’t appreciate the food nearly as much. Everything’s off if its a true “meet up with the old band” night.

I endorse this.
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Fuckin Bristol Palin is gross. The only reason I’d stick it to her mom is because she looks like she could use a good hate fuck.

Check out whose Nailin’ Palin when you get home.

I’m ready to get shitbombed

Fuck. I have to work but that shit isn’t stopping me from making this truth.
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It’s really quite fascinating how much Lisa Ann and Sarah Palin look alike.

*note: do NOT google Lisa Ann at work.

Fun fact: Lisa Ann made a porn as the character Sara Paylin or something like that. No, I haven’t seen it. Yes, it was somewhat news-y around the 2008 election.
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The Lion’s start at 1230 tomorrow. I plan on still being drunk when the game begins.

This made me laugh out loud (I’m still in the office). And yeah, it’s absolutely fine to be drunk and/or hungover on Thanksgiving is if you’re a Lions fan.
GreatShatnersGhost

Isn’t Bristol Palin, like, 16-17?

I’m about to get drunk at work…uh, on the clock. UK’s playing, I have shit to do after pregame.
http://twitter.com/TheRealNDub NDub

Well, PLSK beat me to it.
http://www.thesportshernia.typepad.com Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Well it is true, I spend the other 364 days joustng with BeetleJuice for the last can of beans.
jck49erfan

Fuck. I have to work but that shit isn’t stopping me from making this truth.

PL, how often do you get drunk (or at least a buzz) while on the job? I’ve always wondered that about bartenders….