Luis Suarez, upset about something that happened on the pitch, decided to bite an opponent in the neck. He was suspended for two games, but could get seven more. Clearly, Suarez was raised by vampires or was trying to impress Mike Tyson.
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
“I would NEVER knowingly take a substance to gain a competitive advantage in any way.”
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.