Luis Suarez, upset about something that happened on the pitch, decided to bite an opponent in the neck. He was suspended for two games, but could get seven more. Clearly, Suarez was raised by vampires or was trying to impress Mike Tyson.
When will he say he was hacked?
Tom Wrigglesworth, the look alike, is reportedly not clutch as a comedian.
Bad offseason for the Ravens and security videos.