Please, allow me, to introduce to you one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces ever made – ThanksKilling. My brother first alerted me to Thankskilling this summer. I checked out the trailer and realized that yes, I had to see this movie. I was not disappointed. ThanksKilling is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.
Yes, its about a killer turkey. Yes, the acting is laughable and the dialog is ridiculous. Yes, the Killer Turkey has a Twitter page. Yes, I’m pretty sure its supposed to be. It even includes what I have to say is one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen in a movie – a turkey in glasses and fake mustache having coffee with a human in a turkey costume.
Its available many places for consumption this weekend – including Netflix Streaming. If you have 66 minutes to kill (hi-yo!) I implore you to check it out. Gobble gobble, motherfucker.