Chad Ocho Cinco & Evelyn Lozada: The Cincinnati Bengals receiver is engaged to a model. Ocho Cinco went on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to announce it yesterday. The best nugget we took from this story? That Lozada used to be engaged to former NBA player Antoine Walker. Here’s a photo of Walker and Lozada from a few years back. Actually, that’s the second best nugget. The best is these topless, NSFW photos of Lozada. Other than the strange butterfly tattoos on her back, everything else looks magnificent. [Us Weekly; photos via Getty]
In lesser news, it’s NFL Draft week.
Always a good feeling.
It’s a war out there.