Tom Brady endorses Uggs, Mike Ditka wears them. The harrowing visual proof sits right before your eyes like the first time your best friend disgracefully showed up to a party in an argyle V-neck sweater, sans ironic purpose. So what inspired a throwback football guy like Ditka — someone who could so easily be pictured at the Double Deuce happily trading shots and chair shots with Sam Elliot — to make such an improbable fashion turn? We may never know, but at least he’s showing a little leg.
How was he not tossed?