Bill Simmons: Miami Heat @ Golden State Warriors
Hardwood Paroxysm brought the idea up on Twitter earlier and I love it. Mostly because its sure to get you drunk. Just be careful. And for the love of Basketball Jesus, do not attempt this game with Four Loko or you WILL die. Here are some ideas to get you started. For more, scroll down HP’s twitter feed.
If he does his Hubie Brown impression… If he mentions a famous friend… reality television… Kaaaaaahn!… Ewing Theory… gambling… If Joe House or Ric Bucher show up for a ménage à broadcast finish the case and call an ambulance.