Who spiked this old guy’s Prune juice? He works the same 4-5 dance moves for at least 90 seconds before finally getting some time on the jumbotron. (At around 1:25, keep an eye on the kid they cut to – he burns through the John Wall dance, the I-Can’t-Feel-My-Face and then exposes his chest before going into the Beavis-and-Butthead, all in about four seconds.) How about we pair up the grandpa here with the USC tailgate grandma? [vid via @BxBomber12]
“When Cortez reached the New World, he burned his boats to encourage his men.” – Randal, Clerks: The Animated Series
Roundup: Ebola Hits Dallas; Naked Woman Found in 18-Wheeler That Crashed into Bus & Jim Rome Has the No. 1 Ranked Horse in America
It’s October! One of the top three months of the year! November is 1st, then March, then October.
Not Ned Yost’s finest hour.
He was probably lying, though.