Candice Crawford, the beauty queen-turned-TV reporter, is engaged to Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo. According to KDAF in Dallas, Romo popped the question last night at Crawford’s 24th birthday party. They’ve been dating for about 14 months. Romo’s broken collarbone is healing fine, in case you’re wondering.
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.