South Carolina Dude Plays Real-Life “Frogger”: “A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game “Frogger.” Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday … Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends. Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled “go” and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.” Listen, human Frogger simply should not be attempted without the skillful assistance of Slippery Pete. I wonder if the aforementioned pre-Frogger chatter included him bragging to his friends that he achieved a higher score than GLC, though we all know such a feat is next to impossible. Since we’re on the topic of video games from the 80s, you’d be hard-pressed to find a gaming experience that rivaled the intensity of Burger Time. [Thunder Treats]
How was he not tossed?