Tucker Carlson, the one-time bow-tied stooge who left CNN and MSNBC and landed at Fox News, is angry President Obama thanked the Eagles for giving QB Mike Vick a second chance. You see, Carlson believes Vick “should have been executed.” Because, obviously, the 18 months in federal prison weren’t enough. Sigh. [via Mediaite]
Enes “NWO” Kanter is the best.