Going Pro: Missouri’s Blaine Gabbert has declared himself eligible for the 2011 NFL Draft. The Junior has shot up the mock drafts lately and, as of now, is the consensus #2 quarterback. McShay has Gabbert going #5 to the Arizona Cardinals. He’s coming off an impressive Insight Bowl, if you ignore the two picks that cost the Tigers the game. [Mizzou]
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.