Roundup: Rat Crawls Up Homeless Man, Football's Chattiest Announcers & Paul Pasqualoni to UConn

Rachel McAdams … for Olivia Munn fans … not news, but cool: The Internet is really large drunk driving – on a horse … “Metro Employees Urinate and Defecate on Trains and Buses” … surprised people put this much thought into tweeting … Mushnick thought Brent & Herbie had a terrible title game … what’s Newt up to here? … created phony Facebook pages = arrested for stalking …

This is the best feature on Troy Polamalu we’ve ever read. [NYT]

Oklahoma City 125, Orlando 124. [Sentinel]

Football’s chattiest announcers, as broken down in words-per-minute. There’s a reason the last-place tandem is considered to perhaps be the best. [WSJ]

Very cool breakdown of a money play by the Spurs. [NBA Playbook]

What are the Browns getting in new head coach Pat Shurmur? [Plain Dealer]

My, look at how pay for bowl executives has risen! [Wiz of Odds]

KSU’s Jacob Pullen says he won’t play in the NIT if the Wildcats don’t make the NCAA tournament. [Campus Corner]

Brutal loss for the Huskies: Stanford 58, Washington 56. [Seattle Times]

Pitcher Kris Benson has retired. Remember how big a deal Anna Benson was four years ago? [Hot Clicks]

Paul Pasqualoni is the new coach at Connecticut. He edged out Mark Whipple for the job. [Courant]

LeBron missed last night’s Heat game. Denver won, 130-102. [Herald]

Denver’s selected John Fox as its new head coach. [Post]

Here’s an ACC hoops flow chart. [Seth Curry Saves Duke]

Here’s a rat crawling up a homeless man on the subway.

The Golden Globes are Sunday. This happened last year.

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