Albert Pujols: The Machine has set a deadline for a new contract with the Cardinals. “Set to become a free agent at the end of the year, the Cardinals’ franchise player apparently is giving St. Louis about a month to sign him or else face the alternative — Pujols playing out the final season of his contract and becoming a free agent next winter.” Yankee fans everywhere just felt their pants tighten. [Twitter, FOX Sports Midwest]
I’m sorry, Cleveland Browns fans.
Salad can lead to violence under the right conditions.
Nebraska Wide Receiver Brandon Reilly Leaves No Tip for Waiter Who Bashes the Cornhuskers Football Team
No tipping if you trash the team.
When Johnny Manziel is the much better draft pick from that first round …