The yodeling ventriloquist you see here is Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady, who sang “I Wanna Be a Cowboy Sweetheart” along with two dummies last night. While this clip has nothing to do with sports — although I’ve long felt that Joe Buck looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy — the performance was as impressive as it was creepy. How the hell does something as bizarre as ventriloquism begin for someone? Training doves can’t be that hard. [@sambria via Zap 2 It]
Dogs recreate Dawson’s Creek, plus a wonderful foreign cough drop commercial.
Also: A small defense of Mike Carey!
Emotions running high in Kauffman Stadium.
Overnight rating for the 2014 NFL Draft: 6.8.
You get what you pay for.