The yodeling ventriloquist you see here is Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady, who sang “I Wanna Be a Cowboy Sweetheart” along with two dummies last night. While this clip has nothing to do with sports — although I’ve long felt that Joe Buck looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy — the performance was as impressive as it was creepy. How the hell does something as bizarre as ventriloquism begin for someone? Training doves can’t be that hard. [@sambria via Zap 2 It]
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Nebraska Wide Receiver Brandon Reilly Leaves No Tip for Waiter Who Bashes the Cornhuskers Football Team
No tipping if you trash the team.
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