The yodeling ventriloquist you see here is Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady, who sang “I Wanna Be a Cowboy Sweetheart” along with two dummies last night. While this clip has nothing to do with sports — although I’ve long felt that Joe Buck looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy — the performance was as impressive as it was creepy. How the hell does something as bizarre as ventriloquism begin for someone? Training doves can’t be that hard. [@sambria via Zap 2 It]
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.