Lawyer Up: David Beckham Filing $25 Million Libel Lawsuit Over Prostitute Allegations

Faded star, full-time ambassador and occasional MLS soccer player David Beckham did not have an affair with a prostitute or, at least, he wants to convince his wife he didn’t.

The oddly coiffed Englishman filed a $25 million libel lawsuit against In Touch magazine over allegations he paid for trysts with Irma Nici in 2007. He was eyewitnesses and air-tight alibis for the evenings in question, the perks of having a security detail. In related news, Victoria is pregnant! For selfish reasons, we’re hoping it’s a son, increasing the odds that at least one of them will inherit Dad’s technique. [Photos via Getty]

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