May the Force Be With You: Tate Forcier’s pageant Dad sent out a press release, 140 characters at a time. He will leave the University of Michigan. Unfortunately, it pales compared with his brother’s press release announcing he was leaving UCLA. (h/t Dr. Saturday). Fact: This website amuses me greatly. Fact: Entrusting your kid to Marv Marinovich from a young age may lead to maladjustment.
Two arrests in three days.
The death count is estimated to be around 1,200.
Also wants another go at Doug Gottlieb.
Won’t Sepp Blatter think of American kindergarteners?
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Plus, Dan Dakich is a fan of satire.