The Pro Bowl, as usual, was an abomination, and if you watched more than five plays, I pity you. (I saw two – Steven Jackson run for a touchdown when defenders pulled an Antonio Cromartie; and the time Jay Glazer called an offensive play for the NFC). Streakers livened things up in the fourth quarter. Wait for Darnell Dockett’s reaction. It reminded me of Chappelle’s “what’s the square root of this apartment?” line in “Mad Real World.” [vid via Bubba]
Friday is here. Read this while waiting in line for Apple’s new phone. Or better yet, on your new Apple phone.
Nice grade point average.
Peyton Manning is Lucky Social Media Wasn't Around in 1996 When He Allegedly Sat on a Female Trainer's Face
The trainer settled with the University in 1997 and left Knoxville.
Probably will prompt more questions than answers.
The next day he allegedly threw a shoe at their son.