The Pro Bowl, as usual, was an abomination, and if you watched more than five plays, I pity you. (I saw two – Steven Jackson run for a touchdown when defenders pulled an Antonio Cromartie; and the time Jay Glazer called an offensive play for the NFC). Streakers livened things up in the fourth quarter. Wait for Darnell Dockett’s reaction. It reminded me of Chappelle’s “what’s the square root of this apartment?” line in “Mad Real World.” [vid via Bubba]
Adam Schefter Nearly Drove Off the Road in a Blizzard When He Got a Text About the LeSean McCoy Trade
Be careful out there, sportswriters.