Strippers! Hines Ward arrived in Dallas yesterday wearing a cowboy hat and a giant belt buckle. He and some teammates then went to a strip club. With the stripper shortage, it is probably best to get out while there are still some left to give lap dances. “When Ward and his teammates entered the club, super hot dancers converged on them. … At one point, he tossed out dollars as various hotties gave him lap dances.” They certainly were some fly honeys. (Dallas Morning News, Image via Getty)
It’s about time.
Message sent: Don’t run on the field.
And put a nail in the Panthers’ coffin.
“When Cortez reached the New World, he burned his boats to encourage his men.” – Randal, Clerks: The Animated Series
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It’s October! One of the top three months of the year! November is 1st, then March, then October.