Why would you write a parody song about the Penguins set to the tune of Wiz Khalifa’s Black and Yellow? Well, that’s the kind of question that the Hockey Gods and Chet Haze don’t want to answer. Hey, if you didn’t hate the Penguins before, how about now?
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.