Why would you write a parody song about the Penguins set to the tune of Wiz Khalifa’s Black and Yellow? Well, that’s the kind of question that the Hockey Gods and Chet Haze don’t want to answer. Hey, if you didn’t hate the Penguins before, how about now?
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
“I would NEVER knowingly take a substance to gain a competitive advantage in any way.”
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.