Unless you’ve sewed your face to the carpet again, you are well aware today is National Signing Day. To keep our interests piqued, Alabama is featuring a scantily clad fax retriever on their LOI live cam. Genius. Every woman in the world who keeps themselves in good shape should be ordering that skirt right now. On a semi-related note, it’s a bit of an upset that the first name posted on the fax machine is “DIAL” and not “PC LOAD LETTER.” [via @FCBsportscards]
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.