Pettitte Will Retire: Beloved Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte will officially announce his retirement tomorrow. He’s a class act that will sorely be missed, but anyone who dares question the Yankees 2011 rotation, I ask you this — are you aware they signed boozin’ Freddy Garcia and Bartolo Colon to minor league deals? Let’s just hope the Yanks are smart and don’t allow anyone to suit up in No. 46. Morgan Ensberg and LaTroy Hawkins wearing Paul O’Neill’s No. 21 was like throwing Mr. Fugi’s salt into the eyes of Yankee fans. [via casa de Twitter]
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