Popcorn-Gate: “Turns out Alex Rodriguez wanted to slug a few folks after he spotted himself and his girlfriend Cameron Diaz being shown to the 111 million people watching the game. ‘He really went ballistic — thinking the cameraman was out to get them in a paparazzi-like shot. That’s so crazy,’ said my (Zwecker’s) source. ‘Anyone who knows anything about producing a live sports event — especially something as huge as the Super Bowl — would know that those celebrity shots are purely random.'” He ended up getting Fox to guarantee he would not be shown again. Only A-Rod. Though if he truly didn’t want to be seen on Jerry’s JumboTron, he’d be in Tampa taking batting practice with The Captain. [Sun-Times]
Four beers without a funnel. Ill-advised.
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Sad high school football death in New York.
Seriously. He said this.
Rough night to end a good year.
There’s always next year.