Friday, while everyone was watching the Cavaliers end their 26-game losing streak against the Clippers, LeBron James had a run-in with a heckler in Detroit. LeBron – somewhat nicely – asked the heckler for decorum. What did the fan say? According to the Sun-Sentinel, “The fan had heckled James about his mother, using a Valentine’s Day reference.” What, no mention of the time she kicked out a squad car window? [UPDATE: Four hundred and twenty three people claim the heckler said, “LeBron, is your mom going to see Delonte in Boston on Valentine’s Day,” or something along those lines.]
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.