OJ Simpson: The former Heisman winner and murderer got jacked up in prison according to the National Enquirer. [UPDATE: The prison tells USA Today the story is bullshit.] “Inmates cheered as a muscular young skinhead knocked him to the ground, punching and kicking him to a bloody pulp and inflicting injuries so severe he secretly spent nearly three weeks in the infirmary before he recovered … The Juice has been a marked man behind bars ever since white supremacists overheard him brag about his sexual conquests of beautiful white women.” Bruce Fromong is quoted in the Enquirer piece; for what it’s worth, he testified against OJ in the robbery case that put OJ behind bars.
The perils of being a professional athlete.
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
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