Professionalism: Philip Tyler, the court-appointed attorney for Toomer’s Corner Tree poisoner Harvey Updyke, has asked the court to recuse him from the case. He has “numerous and personal family ties to Auburn.” John Adams defended the British soldiers after the Boston Massacre. These were trees affiliated with a college football team. He faces Class C Felony charges and a potential ten years in prison, for poisoning oak trees. [al.com]
Four beers without a funnel. Ill-advised.
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Sad high school football death in New York.
Seriously. He said this.
Rough night to end a good year.
There’s always next year.