Ashley Cole, Certified Idiot: The moron who cheated on Cheryl Cole with tramps like this has outdone himself. “Police are to investigate reports that Ashley Cole accidentally shot and wounded a 21-year-old student with an air rifle at Chelsea football club’s training ground … Cowan screamed in agony and went into shock after being hit in the side by a pellet from the .22 calibre air rifle, which is the most powerful gun that can legally be owned in Britain without a license.” [Guardian]
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