Ozzie’s Warning to Bobby Jenks: “Thank God he wasn’t talking about the club. If Bobby was taking about the club, I would have been everywhere on ESPN because I will rip his guts (out). But he was talking about me. I can take that. Just be careful of what you say about Oney because Oney will say stuff he’s not supposed to be saying. That’s just a warning for him just in case somebody don’t call him. Just stay away and don’t name Oney for this because it will be pretty ugly.” For the sake of our entertainment, let’s hope Bobby Jenks keeps on talkin’ so this verbal spat continues. An irate Ozzie Guillen makes the baseball world go ’round. [Chicago Breaking Sports]
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