“A professional soccer player in Colombia faces up to three months in jail for kicking an opposing team’s lucky owl.” The owl who lived in the stadium of the Alético Junior squad in Barranquilla died earlier today. The owl was lying on the field after being struck by the ball when Luis Moreno booted the bird. Don’t worry, Moreno apologized saying, “I did it to see if the owl could fly.” A-hole. (CNN)
Roundup: Bolt Falls From Retractable Roof at Lucas Oil Stadium; Scooby Wright Injures Knee; Utah Beats Michigan in Harbaugh Debut
plus Kentucky deputy clerks are issuing marriage licenses, and Men Without Hats gets some much-needed love.
Gray temples and dishevelment aren’t very jocular apparently.
Getting down at the Vandy game.
Huge win for Ron Turner!
Clean. Classic. Maize.
Canadians stick together.