“A professional soccer player in Colombia faces up to three months in jail for kicking an opposing team’s lucky owl.” The owl who lived in the stadium of the Alético Junior squad in Barranquilla died earlier today. The owl was lying on the field after being struck by the ball when Luis Moreno booted the bird. Don’t worry, Moreno apologized saying, “I did it to see if the owl could fly.” A-hole. (CNN)
It was a helluva ride.
The perils of being a professional athlete.
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.