A Borat impersonating streaker invaded the field during a Conference South match between Dorchester Town and Havant and Waterlooville. Dorchester Town player/manager Ashley Vickers, thinking he was doing a good deed, chased the man down and slammed him to the ground. The referee, bizarrely, sent him off for excessive use of force. Havant and Waterlooville won 3-1. [BBC Sport via Mike Cardillo]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.