A Borat impersonating streaker invaded the field during a Conference South match between Dorchester Town and Havant and Waterlooville. Dorchester Town player/manager Ashley Vickers, thinking he was doing a good deed, chased the man down and slammed him to the ground. The referee, bizarrely, sent him off for excessive use of force. Havant and Waterlooville won 3-1. [BBC Sport via Mike Cardillo]
Through traffic and into the net.
Spoiler: the Pistons didn’t like it.
A sign of things to come? Or underclassmen getting advice elsewhere?
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Bowl games and football, that’s what December does.