Kate Upton… Bonus Kate Upton Swimsuit outtakes… You can look at your 401(k) again… Accidentally killed his friend with an AK-47… more earthquake aftermath… ESPN won’t use “crap” in a headline… showed up 90 minutes late with an open can of Busch for a DWI hearing… Uncle dime’d out his nephew for having sex with his teacher… already more believable than SALT… a jetpack… the girls 50 Cent flirts with on Twitter…
USC still has that 14-year-old who made the oral commitment. (LA Times)
Courney Vandersloot became the first college player – male or female – to get 2000 career points and 1000 career assists. (FOXNews)
A US fighter jet crashed in Libya. The pilot ejected and was rescued by rebel soldiers. (Telegraph)
This is (allegedly) Tiger Woods’ new girl. Yikes. (Plain Dealer)
You can vote on the Madden ’12 cover. There are some fairly ridiculous choices. (SportsNation)
More details on Bruce Pearl’s firing. (ESPN)
More fun for Mets fans – Yankees might be interested in Ollie? (NESN)
The 10 best Jimmer signs from the first couple rounds of the tournament. (The Dagger)
FYI – Jimmer would jump high enough to dunk it if were worth more. (MWSF)
Earlier this month, Tennessee’s AD told a recruit that Pearl wasn’t going anywhere. (go vols xtra)
A sports writer got into prostitution after a paycut at the newspaper. (Poynter)
Jeff Goodman hit up all 4 NCAA tournament regions last weekend. (FOXSports)
Since no one was hurt, we can all agree how amazing this is: “Police say the customer, who allegedly was unhappy that the price of what he was ordering at Taco Bell had gone up, is accused of shooting an air gun at the restaurant manager, displaying a semiautomatic assault rifle and pistol, then exchanging gunfire with three officers.” A taco standoff. /takes bow (Houston Chronicle)
This one, we’re not as fortunate. “Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot” (My FOXdfw)
54 bags of heroin plus some cash. In her vagina. (Daily Mail)
Will Arnett and Ricky Gervais will appear in The Office finale. (EW)
First person Mario Brothers.
A 12-minute story on the aftermath of Casey Heynes body-slamming his bully.
Are you familiar with Young The Giant?