Victoria’s Secret released their new line of baseball fan shirts and undergarments yesterday. The purpose of this line is so you can think about your favorite team when you’re in the bedroom. Nothing quite as hot as thinking about your favorite second baseman as you’re getting to second base, am I right? Of course, not all major league teams are represented.
The Toronto Blue Jays, Florida Marlins, Kansas City Royals, Atlanta Braves, Cincinnati Reds, Houston Astros, and Pittsburgh Pirates have all been excluded form the promotion. You would think they’d at least have included the Braves, what with the harem that Jason Heyward will certainly command over his reign in Atlanta. Not surprisingly, the Nationals are the least liked team of all the clubs who are represented.