Matt Hasselbeck’s Son: I hate stories like this. They make my blood boil. Hasselbeck’s kid currently #103 out of 5.9 million brackets on ESPN.com. He went through game-by-game and picked winners based on mascots. “We have not watched one full college basketball game, so that’s what’s even funnier.” OH MY GOODNESS! THE FIVE YEAR OLD DIDN’T DO ANY RESEARCH!? WHAT A SAVANT! He’s obviously a future Rhodes Scholar who will be banned from Las Vegas for his incredible prognostication skills! [Seattle Times]
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.