This photo sent in by a reader was apparently snapped at a McDonald’s on State Street in Chicago last night. The distinct contrast between the joyous balloons in the background and the bleak demeanor in the foreground pretty much captures the McDonald’s experience. So is this Future Kenny Powers? Hungover Kenny Powers? Perhaps this is what Powers will be reduced to when all the white, double-breasted women have vanished from his life? Whoever this is, I will need to know where those sunglasses can be purchased immediately.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.