Pete Rose, Charlie Hustle, the man with 4,256 career hits, has tragically been reduced to whatever is left in the closet of Theo Huxtable, your grandmother, and a rebellious 8th grader. Are you happy yet, Jim Gray? We surely hope so. [via Mocksession]
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