Pete Rose, Charlie Hustle, the man with 4,256 career hits, has tragically been reduced to whatever is left in the closet of Theo Huxtable, your grandmother, and a rebellious 8th grader. Are you happy yet, Jim Gray? We surely hope so. [via Mocksession]
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.