Kate Upton … may not want to skip the office lottery pool next time … Rosario Dawson on the cover of FHM Russia … print this great story out and read it today … Brooklyn Decker in a bikini … nice attempt at the alphabet, lady … who doesn’t go on vacation with their co-star? … Scott Adams (aka Dilbert) is getting crushed for these comments … Dylan McKay vs. Zack Morris … hipsters love their typewriters … sex on a roof at USC …
Barry Zito was in a car accident last night, but quickly released from the hospital. [SF Chronicle]
Ladies love Shaka Smart. For now, he remains grounded. [Gary Parrish]
What life is like in Morgantown for coach-in-waiting Dana Holgorsen. [Daily Mail]
The Minnesota Golden Gophers program continues to crumble: Colton Iverson is transferring. [Star Trib]
Bill James asks, “Why are we so good at developing athletes and so lousy at developing writers?” [Slate]
Can’t believe there was a Billy Donovan-to-NC State rumor. That’s high comedy. [ACC Sports]
“The NBA plans to investigate contact between Nets part-owner Jay-Z and members of the Kentucky basketball team after the Wildcats beat North Carolina Sunday to advance to the Final Four.” Lame. [CBS Sports]
Missouri should just go after Ben Jacobson. Looks like a good up-and-coming coach. Adjust to the tempo with the next recruiting class. [KC Star]
The Jets are reportedly looking at – stop me if you’ve heard this before – Ohio State defensive end Cam Heyward as a possible 1st round pick. That would be depressing. [ESPN NY]
Because you haven’t read enough Jay Bilas features this week. [Star-Ledger]
Scott Raab continues to write about LeBron with gusto and passion. [Esquire]
Who would want to have lunch with the Dodgers’ owner? Not I. [LA Times]
No shot this clown gets re-elected, right?
Opening day is here.
We linked this a year ago when it went viral, but it’s good enough to double-up, right?