Chris Rock is somewhat saddened over the state of his financially ravaged Mets and equates rooting for the Yankees to “rooting for Steve Jobs to win the lottery.” He also informs us that the broke Mets no longer print tickets and that between every inning they use the other team’s gloves. Tremendous stuff, as usual.
Hopefully you have cable if you want to watch postseason baseball.
Four beers without a funnel. Ill-advised.
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Sad high school football death in New York.
Seriously. He said this.
Rough night to end a good year.