Chris Rock is somewhat saddened over the state of his financially ravaged Mets and equates rooting for the Yankees to “rooting for Steve Jobs to win the lottery.” He also informs us that the broke Mets no longer print tickets and that between every inning they use the other team’s gloves. Tremendous stuff, as usual.
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.
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Also, Apple CEO Tim Cook announces that he is gay.
Congratulations, here’s some awkward.