Hollywood Stat Revolution: The fine young men at the Harvard Sports Collective have finally worked on something truly worthwhile, a series on Hollywood sports. Through advanced statistical analysis, we’ve learned Jimmy Chitwood is incredible, Shawn Bradley as an alien is still worthless, Trey Parker > Matt Stone at Baseketball, the Fresh Prince was justified in keeping the ball from Carlton, and Scott Howard was better than Teen Wolf. I’m gonna need a breakdown of Billy Hoyle, with bonus handicapping of Gloria versus Ken Jennings. [Harvard College Sports Analysis Collective]
Look for the red bag.
Kenny Powers would be proud.
Don’t bury the Rebels yet.
It ends the same way.
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