Kevin Mitchell: Former MLB player Kevin Mitchell was sentenced to three years of probation and must complete 120-hours of anger management classes after pleading no contest to slugging a golfer in San Diego last year. The dispute, which eerily occurred on the 13th hole, apparently stemmed from “differing opinions of a golf teacher.” Opposing views of what a golf teacher instructs have historically inspired volcanic rage, but I imagine Mitchell was probably just pissed because the victim had his cell phone clipped to his pants. [L.A. Times; photo via Getty]
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.