Stacy Keibler … it’s easy to tell travelers how “safe” resorts are in some of these dangerous countries … Glenn Beck and Fox News are over … man arrested for barking at dog … a cow is being taught how to jump like a horse … Ralph Nader’s idea for reform is idiotic … man opens a window to smoke, falls five stories to his death … how long before this book turns into a TV show on the CW? … certainly the most depressing celebrity story this week … “massive concentration of wealth” …
Hardly surprising: Fans don’t feel safe at Dodger Stadium. [Times]
South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia has been suspended “indefinitely.” It’s his fifth suspension. [The State]
Soccer player Wayne Bridge is dating Frankie Sandford, who is in a band called the Saturdays. [Kickette]
We’ll try not to make our Masters’ coverage all about Tiger. That will be difficult. [Slate]
The new Ole Miss mascot, Black Bear, has made his debut. [Ledger]
Tyler Zeller and John Henson are returning to UNC. That’s your best team in the ACC. [Tar Heel Blue]
On Russell Westbrook’s decision-making. [Point-Forward]
Jeff Goodman’s 2011-2012 college basketball Top 25 is sort of similar to ours, except he likes Pittsburgh. [Fox]
Gary Parrish’s 2011-2012 college basketball Top 25 is surprising because he really, really likes Vanderbilt. [CBS]
An update on Mark Brunell’s bankruptcy. [Times-Union]
I think the Spurs will need George Hill’s scoring in the 2nd round of the payoffs. [NYT]
Wonder who the source was that was so wrong. [Daily Tribune]
Cleaning a cobra pit looks like a difficult and terrifying job.
Pretty neat video of a giraffe being born.
Houston offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury was mic’d up. Did you know he was once linked to Britney Spears?