The Boston Red Sox lost to the New York Yankees yesterday to push their record to an impressive 1-7. Only the Tampa Bay Rays and Houston Astros have records as awful. Fear not, the Red Sox have a chance to move to 1-8 tonight on national television on ESPN against the Yanks. The odds are not in their favor though. The Sox are .500 at home. It’s like a coin flip of awfulness tonight. [Image via Getty]
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.
Rare, but available online if you want a trading card.