Tennis player/comedienne Kim Clijsters, currently the No. 2 ranked player in the world, apparently messed her ankle up badly dancing at a wedding recently, and her status for the French Open (starts May 17) could be in doubt. According to her website, “the diagnosis is a severe strain of both the medial and lateral ligaments of the right ankle and a torn ligaments, a torn capsule of the ankle joint, a hematoma and torn tendon sheath.” A rumor I read on the internet was that she was trying to do the Dougie after seeing Kate Upton nail it at a Clippers’ game. [via the Tennis Times]
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