Here is “Timber Joey” slicing off part of “the Victory log” with a chainsaw during the Portland Timbers’ 4-2 win over the Chicago Fire last night. The tradition dates back to the NASL team in the 1970s. Timber Joey has a resume to make us hold our manhoods cheap, or at least snicker with glee at the number of double entendres. He was once a U.S. National Rugby Player and a professional bare-back bronco rider. He is a certified lumberjack who competes in “pole climbing, jack double bucking, fire hose relays, axe throwing, log rolling and hot saw operation” competitions. He makes his living by owning a concrete finishing company and being the “security manager” at a restaurant. [Video via Mocksession]
Well, he made a pass.
You’ve got to be kidding.
Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair party … she somehow wasn’t mentioned in the Washington Post recap … drunk (…)
Carlton Bragg missed a dunk in spectacular fashion.
Dwight Howard shows he’s soft yet again.
Why did Mississippi State extend Dan Mullen?
Antonio Brown is now the NFL’s highest paid receiver.
John Lynch and the 49ers should be looking to trade down in the 2017 NFL Draft.
Williams, an Arkansas transfer, has Middle Tennessee poised for a run in the NCAA Tournament.