Angry College Baseball Coach: Mike Abernathy is the coach of the Colorado State University club baseball team. During a recent double-header, he got into it with the umpires which led to this: “Both of you umpires have (Smeltzer’s) d**k in your mouths and have c*m dripping down your cheeks.” What a joy it must have been to read that incident report. [The Rocky Mountain Collegian]
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.