The big men for the New Orleans Hornets are Emeka Okafor, David Andersen, DJ Mbenga, Jason Smith and graceful hoops magician, Aaron Gray. Other than Okafor, I would feel infinitely more comfortable if it were Lionel Hutz and his trusty staff defending the likes of Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom. This one could get messy in a hurry. On the bright side, at least members of the Hornets who will be experiencing their first dip in the playoffs are happy to be here, but I’m guessing they would prefer to be getting a lap dance from Nicki Minaj, like Chris Paul did:
The Cardinals and Seahawks just played an awful game with a crazy finish.
Rob Gronkowski gave the obvious answer when asked about his 68th touchdown on Sunday.
Roger Goodell says the public doesn’t understand how the NFL handles domestic violence cases.
13 minus 7 = two scores down.
The Falcons are using Madden 17 to get around the NFL’s prohibition on GIFs.
Phil Simms praised Landry Jones right up until he threw a terrible interception in the end zone.
Hope this isn’t serious.